Rajnikanth jokes 2012, Latest Top 20 ones


Here is the collection of Best Rajnikanth Jokes 2012. Rajnikanth is the most popular star in India and the second powerful entertainer in Asia after Jackie Chan.Rajnikanth Movies and punch dialogues are so popular all over the world and he is also referred as the most fans following star. Rajnikanth jokes also show his power as super star in a humorous way. Checkout the latest Rajnikanth jokes collection.


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Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.

One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.

We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping.

Even ghajani remembers rajni.

Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.

When Rajnikant closes his eyes,it becomes night

Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

10 When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

once rajni was swimming in sea...the tsunami formed

He dosnt laugh on jokes , jokes get serious on him

Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired

Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.

Once dinosaurs borrowed money from rajnikant and refused to pay him back. that was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs ….. they went extinct.
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